Frank Catchamann

AKA Theodore Logan, AKA Robot Jesus


Frank Catchamann is a tall (6’-something) bald American with a small soul-patch of light brown hair. He is “deceased”, and survived only by his brother “”/characters/logan" class=“wiki-content-link”>Theodore Logan". His head is about 2/3rds the size you’d expect it, and his shoulders massively overshadow his neck. He looks to be about 35, but you can’t be certain.

Frank wears a green suit jacket, and a stripped white and red tie. He wears brown loafers, and light grey corduroy pants.

Frank has a habit of being absolutely insane – thinking up convoluted and otherwise unwise plans at the best of times, and running in head first, teeth out, God-Mop raised at the worst.


Frank used to be a Clown Car Mechanic, but got fired for not being serious enough on the job. For some reason, the Company decided to hire him afterwards, whilst he was coming down from a full-blown insect addiction.

Frank has proven to be the enemy of the Internal Affairs department – whether it is planting stable-blood bombs in wheely chairs, or committing suicide and pretending to be his own half-French, half-Italian brother named Theodore Logan.

In all, Frank is a narcissist with schizophrenic delusions and socio/psychopathic tendencies bordering on utterly, dangerously, unstable. He also has a messiah complex – whether founded or not.

Frank Catchamann

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